Monday, October 1, 2007

What Nashville Has...

... and New York Lacks

1. A preponderance of earnest conversatons about God.
2. A preponderance of presumptuous conversations about God.
3. fruit tea
4. salvage yards
5. team spirit
6. widespread distrust of labor unions
7. eye contact
8. cheerfulness in the streets
9. Vanderbilt University and Vandy "clones"
(You know those super all-American fetishistic Abercrombie-&-Fitch-wearing Chelsea fags? Nashville is stocked with the straight boys they stole the look from. And their female counterparts)
10. State Fair grounds

2 comments:

Marissa said...

2. A preponderance of presumptuous conversations about God
The worst.

4. salvage yards
Have you been to the one on Hermitage Ave yet? It's where we got the 'sculpture' in our backyard.

Unknown said...

3,4,7,&8 ALMOST make up for 1 and 2.....